You ask why we need a theme song? Really, the question is what organization DOESN'T need an official theme song? Theme songs make everything better, like bacon and acrobats. There are a few hot contenders in the field right now, and I couldn't possibly decide without all of you. Here are the current frontrunners:
Option one: The Emily Song. A classic.
Option two: Bob the Builder. I honestly will not be surprised if the current group of babies' first word ends up being Bob. Even the two year olds know the songs pretty darn well, as witnessed below:
Option three: A Swahili religious song that Simoni is REALLY cute singing with Mama Pendo. Of course, it IS about mothers, fathers, and Jesus, three things that The Small Things kind of doesn't get involved with... But listen to that little voice!